Sunday, March 22, 2009

Lesson 1: Questions that people ask me everyday

How are you?
Yo what's up?
Are you ok?
Do you love me?
Am i handsome?
Have you eaten?
Have you done your homework?
Have you paid your tuition fees?
Have you this?
Have you that?
Have you spent all your money?
How much have you spent?
Where's your Ez-Link card?
Where's my money?
Where's your school tie?
Where's your school badge?
Where's your homework?
And last but not least....
What the fuck?!

If anyone of you encounter this problem of being asked so many meaningless questions, we share the same fate.
There is only one solution for this problem.
You tell them to shut the f**k up.
They will listen to you and shut their crap hole.
End of lesson 1 of everyday problems.


There will be another lesson every week. 
Stay tuned to Everyday Problems.

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